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Inventions

Tweet These are one hundred percent original. Feel free to forward this to your friends. Alcohol: “Damn! I am so thirsty, and there is no water. Let me just drink the old sugarcane juice lying around somewhere”. Milk: “This weird thing under the cow’s belly let me try pulling at it, just for fun. Just [...]

Weird shit in my Life

Tweet I have a fake license. I eat more chicken than all of town put together I broke up with the prettiest woman I have ever seen My pants are turning loose The insurance for my bike expired My wallet is always empty I am not feeling tense lately. I ran out of Deo. I [...]


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