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13 Ways to Survive an MBA Program

Vinni — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 08:40:50 +0000

The second helping for would be managers who failed to heed the previous post's advice. Now learn how to survive the MBA program in 13 ways, easy enough for a monkey to follow.

The 11 Point MBA Check List

Vinni — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 07:23:02 +0000

An Army of hopefuls each year, and only a handful with reason enough to do one. For those getting into the vicious circle of B-schools, fake rankings, bad professors and highly inflated salaries.

Human Billboards

Vinni — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 11:55:59 +0000

Human Billboards, the next cheapest thing after water.

Irritation With A Vengeance

Vinni — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 22:19:56 +0000

Tweet Irritating people come in all shapes and sizes; random people who ask you random questions at random places. Absent-minded and omnipresent, they keep doing stupid things and irritate you. From elevators to movie-theaters, aur bus stops se le kar local trains tak, they are found everywhere. Wherever you go, their network follows! Well, enough [...]

Riding with the BOSS

Vinni — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 12:26:42 +0000

Tweet I am not a big bike lover. But the first bike that I owned way back in college was the Shogun. I rode it three years before which my brother used to ride it. The engine ceased one fine day and the bore had to be replaced with one from Samurai, its poorer cousin. [...]

Tribute to Gascoin Man

Vinni — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 16:53:06 +0000

TweetThis post is a tribute to the greatest urban legend, Gascoin man. I was talking to Rohan the other day and we were reliving all our school memories. Gascoin man, was something we created who used to spread joy with his farts and noxious burps. The crazy things we did to please our very own [...]

What i could use….

Vinni — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 13:51:14 +0000

TweetA lot of dreams we have are very relevant to what we say during the course of the day, the people we meet, and the incidents that leave an impression. As a sales guy, there is a lot of pressure I face each day, and live another day to talk about it. Last night’s dream [...]

Out of Office

Vinni — Thu, 07 May 2009 14:38:52 +0000

Tweet One of our friends from work has this really irritating habit of putting Out of office responders, even if it’s just for two hours. Haris and I decided to put a stop to this nonsense. Here’s how we did it. Me: Hey, How was the weekend for all of you? Vinni E-SHIT-A: Hi. Thanks [...]

MBCW

Vinni — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 16:40:06 +0000

Tweet I did mention Mushy B**ch Consultant Writing – but i intended this one to be Mills & Boons Consultant Writing. While Vinni@13 was busy having a 6 month romance, BCW@13 had only theoretical knowledge – having read all the Mills & Boons Romances in this world, probably more… At significantly older than 13, I [...]

11 Simple rules of the house

Vinni — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 07:48:40 +0000

TweetRule 1: There is a designated smoking area. Rule 2: The floor is wet at times.The red cone shows where it is. Rule 3: We have business tie ups. Rule 4: Listen to the bartender Rule 5: Service policy Rule 6: Please don’t pollute the air. Rule 7: You can only pose here for [...]