This post is a tribute to the greatest urban legend, Gascoin man. I was talking to Rohan the other day and we were reliving all our school memories. Gascoin man, was something we created who used to spread joy with his farts and noxious burps. The crazy things we did to please our very own urban legend.
We had a quiz once; Rohan was the quiz master with me competing with Aditya. Vibhas, I think was trying to figure out who farted in the room. Eventually he figured out it was our very own quizmaster. I lost out on the tie breaker finally, because the first one to fart got to answer the question. You could never beat Aditya to that one.
Rohan and I once had a fart competition. Believe me, I am not exaggerating one bit here; Rohan farted 67 times in 3 hours and lost falling short by around 15. Now that I think about it, it could have easily gone on to becoming a Limca record.
Our hero was Boogerman; a character from the game by the same name who burps and farts around to kill the bad guys. I downloaded the game recently, now a freeware. We used to play this at Rohan’s place on the console. I am sure his parents used to be very worried about is. We were becoming a lot like boogerman. My mom once gave this lecture to all of us on etiquettes; and I farted in the middle of the speech. You should have seen the look on mom’s face!
But all that could never change us. We were the feared perpetrators of noxious gases, and we used to fart in class and gross out girls. That’s how we grew up in middle school. Nothing would bring back those carefree days when we would leave the mess we got into to our parents. Funny how we grew up, and we tend to become so serious about life.
All four of us eventually got more interested in girls, but no matter where we are now I think we could always say there is a bit of gascoin man in all four of us. And no matter where we are I think we’ll always take that childish insanity with us. I think this is also more of a tribute to the kid in us! Cheers to that!
You failed to mention the gascoin trump cards. That stuff was golden.
HHAHAHAHAHA LOL….Dude im just trying to picture your mom's talking to you about ettiquete and you fart in the middle of her speech lol…..and shit are u sure it was 67 times in 3 hours lol…..dammmmmmnnn man lol
Hahaha! Man I wish I had those cards. We were pretty mean to the others in the class!GASSSCOOIIINNN!!I think he was actually a football player
Guys! Guys! we need these priceless comments on the blog too! where is Vibhas man!
where the fuck were the gascoin cards? i dont remember having those!
Paul Gascoign was the football player
Nice, after the entire Gascoigne saga, there was the Pinky one, I think Rohan should enlighten everyone on that one…. Plus there was the time when Vineet broke his hand and got pencils and shit stuck inside it, man, that cast stunk worse than any fart………….. lol……..
the name was inspired by goldcoin apple juice drink.
Lol… Pinki the Gascoin man…. Remember "milked waala" and the time during our swimming in the school pool… lol… btw…aditya where the hell are you bro.. should have a reunion…been a long time..
vibhas, u asshole where were all this while man!
Lolzzz
This is exactly how Terrence and Phillip would probably describe their early days…:)
ROFL!!! Donno if it’s funny or gross… wat a “stinky” post [:P]
A nice light read tho…
“My mom once gave this lecture to all of us on etiquettes; and I farted in the middle of the speech. You should have seen the look on mom’s face!” – ROFL
… congratulations for such a truly disgusting post, hats off!!
You should probably read this!
http://mirrorcracked.wordpress.com/2008/09/26/farting-etiquettes/
Hehe!