SDK always wanted to do a lot of things in life. It’s a matter of great accomplishment, pride and honour.  On the fateful day, Buttercup met SDK and got to know more about him and his misadventures. In this exclusive interview SDK shares with us, what it takes to be the greatest. SDK always talks in third person which adds an aura to his personality. SDK needs no introduction, but Buttercup does. Remember, SDK is your true hero; (feeling insecure).

Buttercup: What is your idea of the perfect vacation?
SDK: A long drive into the woods, away from all the hustle bustle of the city. Maybe with someone special. Spend some quality time, and have some fun.

B: Who is this special one?
S: His  neighborhood dog, quite a bitch she is.

B: What’s your idea of fun there?
S: Walk around naked in the jungles and answer mating calls.

B: One thing you would do before you die
S: Watch Love Story 2050.

B: What your weight SDK?
S: He is light as a tint little dry fart.

B: What was your first date like?
S: he had shifted to a non descript town after nine months.

B: What did you like in your first crush?
S: She was the world to him. Sweet and very pretty. But SDK soon broke up with her, because she failed him in the math quiz. Once her husband also caught SDK with her. But with super duper powers both on and off the bed, he did manage to come first in math class later the same year.

B: Urrrm…who is SDK’s super hero?
S: The hero from ‘petticoat mein wispot.’.

B: Does SDK emulate him in anyway?
S: He does wear the petticoat at times.

B:  SDK..You like bubble bath or soap?
S: SDK would surely like the bubble bath with buttercup.

B:  SDK….what is the capital of Belgium?
S: it’s the same place SDK takes dog-shit on the pavement as just another challenge on his daily walks.

B: SDK….do you think women try hard to look pretty?
S: He doesn’t think you take too much effort do you?

B: SDK..  lollypop or chocolate?
S: Depends, which one are you giving him for free.

B: Why do you think people study in life?
S: To read the life and times of SDK

B: What can you do! Look at me- I can fly
S: He can waddle around like a duck and make weird noises from all parts of my body.

B: SDK…what kinda chick would you date?
S: Tandoori chicks

B: SDK…what is in those magazines u hiding in that corner? (grin)
S: Want to read some of them with SDK?

B: SDK…what is a hotseat? Why do they call it that?
S: its got a lot to do with uncontrolled bowel movements, mostly they arise when a heat source is attached to one’s bottom. The heat quickly emanates upwards into one’s intestines. The hot seat many a times results in a piping load of shit.

B: SDK…why do boys stare at girls?
S: my friend has to say this about it: IF A BOY DOSNT STARE GIRL THAT MEANS HE IS HAVING GENATICAL PROBLEM. GIRLS ARE ALWAYS AN ATTRACTION POINT BECAUSE OF THAT THE GOD HAS CREATED THEM.
AND WHAT YOU SEE FIRST IS DEPENDS ON WHAT U THINK WHAT FEELINGS U HAVE TOWARDS GIRLS AS PER THAT U WILL SEE ANY GIRL. (His public statement, here )

B: SDK… what scares you?
S: the thought of government banning beer in public places.

B: SDK, which shampoo do u use?
S: Johnsons and Johnsons baby shampoo.

B: My arms feel dry? Do u have moisturizer?
S: No, but you could scratch his naturally moisturized armpits.

B: diet coke or plain coke?
S: SDK is a complan boy.

B: SDK…do you think my eyes are too big?
S: Oh! SDK thought you had two heads. Smirk. Uh..OH!

next episode: How SDK got a black eye.