Then and Now….Evolution of an MBA

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Another semester draws to a close. It would be too clichéd to say ; ‘Time Flies’. One year and life has totally changed. There is nothing common between what was then and what is now. it’s a good exercise to try and figure out how things have changed.

My waist was 31, now its 34!
I was a kiddo. Now I have bacchas under me. :-D
I had a ‘goatie’, now I have a frenchie! I have come a full circle..
I was 21 now I am 22 going to be 23!
I had a ‘pain in the ass’ land lady, now I don’t!
I had a chicken gene, now I have cow gene.
I had a beautiful girl friend. Now I don’t, ‘cause we parted ways. Single and really confused about the mingling bit!
I used to wear undies twice over, now its only once!
My top speed was 120 km/hr. I crossed 135 km/hr
I was fresh out of college, I am still fresh in SIBM!
My music collection was 80GB, now its 100 GB
I had my desktop, now I have a laptop
My bike had run 6500 kms, It has run 11000 kms now.
My bike was dent free, someone just knocked the shit out of it!
I was a counter strike novice, now I kill myself.
I did not know how to code, now I do after joining MBA!!! LOL!

I just had to put this one!!

My capacity then was X, now its 10X
I was in the interim team and was overwhelmed by the Exec council. Now I am the exec council!
I was preparing for my summers, now I will be preparing for CRPs!
I used to talk hours on the phone, now the only calls I get are from the office!
My phone number then was 9860501459, now its 997.…….
I knew 100 people at SIBM, now I know over 500!
My folks were in Bombay then, now they are in another town.
My brother was going great, now he is kicking ass.
I was experienced, now I am GOD!

My class notebook was a register, i write notes on my hands now. :-D
My blog then and the blog now! Please say it rocks!

Things that did not change (and thankfully won’t)

SIBM was rank 4, it is still rank 4! LOL
SB Road then, SB Road now.
‘Baba’ then and ‘Baba’ now.
Lavale Dreams…
Room 4
The class toppers
My marks….
Eva Mendes’s great body….
My eye power. Same old -9
Doom still rocks!!!
The love of technology!
Kicking ass!
Rock music still rules!

Love to all, muah!

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3 Responses to “Then and Now….Evolution of an MBA”

  1. Born Loser says:

    “I had a ‘pain in the ass’ land lady, now I don’t!

    I had a chicken gene, now I have cow gene.”

    Good one!

    P.S. but still would it be possible to get the cakes and chocolates…(serious pun intended…apologies for that)

  2. Sneha says:

    some evolution eh!
    “I was experienced, now I am GOD!” …. “hmmm ??? !!!!” thats all i can respond to that :)

    talking about rating your blog, lets say 4/5. In my bonus appraisal terms, that would fetch good money. don’t know what it might fetch you though

  3. Preeti says:

    hmm, very interesting. Like I said once earlier, its nice to see you grow into a ‘fine’ young man ;)


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